“HONEY”
“WHAT”
“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”
“WHAT”
“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”
“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”
“WHAT?!”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”
“I NEED THEM”
“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”
“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”
“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”
“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”
(via dancing-through-brooklyn)
Alien head dumplings at Tokyo Disney Sea. They are mochi filled with ice cream. Each one is a different flavor!
Aggressive tears
(via vairvairmarv12)
I am honestly so much more content sitting in my room alone at night smiling and crying to myself as I watch my favorite tv shows, than being out in the uncomfortable situation that involves me pretending to be having the good time of my life with boring people, who don’t know a thing about me, who don’t care about me, who do pointless things.
(via ticklemehigh)
(via l0nely-heartz-club)
i’m the popcorn kernel that never popped in the bag of life
lucky you you survived and nobody will eat you
(via jorgeu27)
JONATHAN BENNET WHO PLAYED AARON SAMUELS IN MEAN GIRLS IS WEARING A “GO TO JAIL LINDSAY” SHIRT IM SCREAMING
(via smileinregretxx)
here’s a fun fact get the fuck away from me
(via jorgeu27)
STOP.
I PLAN ON FOLLOWING EVERY LAST HUMAN BEING ON TUMBLR.
EVERY.LAST.ONE.
I DON’T CARE WHICH FANDOM YOU’RE IN OR WHAT YOU POST, I WILL FOLLOW YOU. JUST REBLOG
(via cameo-lov3r)
hail satan
rain satan
snow satan
tomorrow there is a 90% chance of precipisatan
it’ll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan
OK, when you guys get down here to hell, give the doorman your URLs and I’ll get you VIP treatment.
You guys are alright.
(via dreamwithoutfear26)
